To the Editor:
Time: Today. Place: Northshire Medical Center. Doctor: Dr. Painless. Patient: Donald Keelan.
Don: So why did I have to come all the way up to Manchester from Arlington to see you, Doctor?
Dr.: Mr. Keelan, your unique problem requires highly specialized treatment and diagnosis that is only available in Manchester. But I think I can help you. Don: I didn't know that I needed any help but I am always willing to listen to anyone. Dr.: Don, can I call you Don, it seems that you are suffering from Obama Drama, an affliction that I am sorry to say for you may not be quickly cured.
Don: Oh my God, is this disease fatal? Dr.: Sorry to say, but the evidence is clear, from South Carolina to Nevada that a number of your compatriots are self destructing. Don: We have always had the moral high ground. That will never change. Dr.: First sign of a problem; denial. Don: Let's not Rush to judgment here. Dr.: Poor choice of words, methinks. Don: Well at least someone is still fighting the fight. Dr.: Duck it's Dick!! Don: Ok, ok so what can you give me to cure me of this affliction?
Dr.: Seems to me that you need a nice conservative place, a place where everyone knows their place, a place where oil is not a four letter word, a place where only a man and a woman can marry, a place where elections can still be stolen just like the good old days. Don: Oh that sounds wonderful.
Dr.: I knew it would.
Don Haake
Manchester Center
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